The South African political landscape never fails to amuse. In today’s installment, we’ll unravel the tangled web of the ANC and the EFF’s grand coalition saga. So, without further ado, let’s delve into the intriguing details, shall we?
In a move that might surprise absolutely no one, the ANC is reportedly considering ditching its coalition partnership with the EFF. Yes, the very same ANC that’s famous for its awe-inspiring track record of incompetence and corruption. It’s like a match made in heaven – if heaven is a place where chaos and inefficiency reign supreme.
According to reports, the ANC and the EFF teamed up in various municipalities, including the major metros in Gauteng. What could go wrong, you ask? Well, according to the ANC, the EFF has been using these agreements to gain power and show that they can govern. Shocking, right? Who would’ve thought a political party’s goal was to, well, govern?
The head of political education for the ANC, David Makhura, made an earth-shattering discovery when he realized that the EFF was “more damaging than helpful.” You see, the EFF had the audacity to contest the ANC’s social base. The nerve! And it turns out, they’ve been growing in the traditional ANC strongholds, slowly creeping up like a vine on an old, crumbling wall.
Makhura even called the EFF a “proto-fascist party run dictatorially.” The comedy just writes itself, doesn’t it? It’s like the pot calling the kettle black, except in this case, both the pot and the kettle have some pretty sketchy stains.
But this entire sitcom isn’t without its plot twists. ANC’s Ekurhuleni chair Jongizizwe Dlabathi complained that the coalition arrangement was detrimental to the ANC. It’s almost as if they didn’t expect a party like the EFF to have its own agenda. Dlabathi even pointed out financial concerns, which is a bit like a pirate complaining about theft on the high seas.
Now, they’re thinking about cutting ties with not only the EFF but also the Patriotic Alliance. Imagine the drama, the backdoor deals, and the late-night phone calls that must be happening behind the scenes.
And let’s not forget the beautiful background to all of this. The ANC lost power in Gauteng metros due to complaints about, you guessed it, corruption, malfeasance, and maladministration. Who would’ve thought that people would get tired of their basic services being delivered in an envelope with a side of corruption?
The saddest part is that this level of instability isn’t new. Since the 2016 and 2021 municipal elections, hung councils have become the new normal. By May, there were 81 hung councils across the country. It’s like a game of political musical chairs, but the music never stops, and no one ever wins.
In another thrilling subplot, Gold One miners have emerged from an underground protest. They were demanding recognition as a union from the company, and over 500 workers had been underground for days. It’s like a real-life soap opera, complete with hostages, supporters, and, of course, dramatic exits. You can almost hear the suspenseful music in the background.
Lastly, a ratings agency, S&P Global, found itself in hot water for secretly withdrawing a credit rating without informing investors. Oh, those sneaky credit agencies, always up to no good. The Financial Sector Conduct Authority had to step in and remind them to play by the rules.
But here’s the kicker – S&P got away with a mere warning and a slap on the wrist. No administrative penalty, just a “Don’t do that again, okay?” It’s heartwarming to see how financial giants can get away with a gentle scolding, while the rest of us face the consequences of our actions.
And there you have it, another day in the ever-entertaining world of South African politics. It’s a rollercoaster ride of coalition breakups, underground protests, and ratings agency misadventures. Stay tuned for the next episode, where we’ll discover which political party will make the most surprising U-turn next!
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