“SA!pocalyse” is a satirical blog unafraid to mock South African politics and current events, offering a witty and irreverent take on the absurdities of the nation’s landscape.
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Ramaphosa’s Procrastination Tango and Durban Port’s Stumbling Shuffle
President Cyril Ramaphosa’s procrastination takes the spotlight as former Reserve Bank deputy governor Kuben Naidoo bids farewell, leaving us in suspense. Meanwhile, Durban Port’s economic dance hits a stumbling shuffle. Join us for a comedic exploration of the quirks in South African politics and economics, infused with John Oliver-inspired humor. In a stunning display of…
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SONA Drama and Energy Wars
EFF Banned from SONA, Court Plays ‘No Entry’ Card; Meanwhile, Lyra Energy Crashes Eskom’s Party – Because who needs capes when you’ve got political drama and renewable energy showdowns in the South African circus of power? Well, well, well, the EFF is back in the headlines, and this time it’s about them being banned from…
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Democracy in the Land of Endless Dramedy
From state capture Jenga to financial love affairs featuring KPMG and VBS Mutual Bank, all entangled in the ANC’s suspenseful soap opera of suspensions and Zuma’s theatrical defection, it’s a riveting tale of intrigue, questionable audits, and political plot twists that would give any telenovela a run for its money. Oh, South Africa, the land…
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Unicorn Qualifications and Power Plays
Today we explore the recent exit of Thabi Leoka from the PEAC and the questionable practices in the realm of economic advisory appointments. But that’s not all – get ready for a shocking twist in South Africa’s power play, where private companies are handed the keys to the transmission lines. Grab your popcorn; this is…
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South Africa’s Hilarious Odyssey: Vanishing Diesels, Plot Holes, and the Comedy of Progress!
In a world where diesel fuel pulls a Houdini and South Africa’s progress report reads like a fairy tale written by a sugar-addicted unicorn, President Ramaphosa’s “significant progress” is as believable as a fashion-forward duck. The Department of Mineral Resources & Energy’s IRP 2023 plan has more holes than a blockbuster movie sequel – but…
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South Africa 2024: Unveiling the Theater of the Absurd – Banks, Transnet, and Pharmaceutical Price Hikes Take Center Stage
Greetings and a slightly skeptical welcome to the bewildering spectacle that is 2024 – a year that seems to be asking, “Happy new year or is it?”. As South Africa continues its chaotic tango with corruption, madness, and absurdity, consider this your front-row seat to the theater of the absurd. In today’s episode, we’ll unravel…
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Eskom’s New CEO: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Greetings, fine citizens of the electrifying rollercoaster that is South Africa’s power landscape! Welcome to another exhilarating episode of “Shocking Developments,” where we untangle the intricacies of the nation’s energy turmoil. So, fasten your seatbelts, because we’re about to dive into a world where CEO appointments are as unpredictable as load-shedding schedules, and government decisions…
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South African Political Circus Continues Unabated
Now, if you’re wondering why your democracy feels more like a three-ring circus, that’s because it is. And folks, the recent by-elections are proof that South Africa’s political landscape is like a rollercoaster – thrilling, unpredictable, and occasionally making you want to throw up. In the grand spectacle of democracy, the DA and ANC emerged…
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South Africa: The Land of Irregular Expenditure, Chicken Woes and JSE Jitters!
First up, we have the South African National Roads Agency, or, as I like to call it, Sanral. Now, it’s not often that you see an organization make a 1,741% leap in something, but here we are. Irregular expenditures skyrocketed like a rocket ship on a sugar high, and they blamed it on noncompliance with…
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Finance Minister’s Tough Love: Eskom Gets Plumber Treatment, Transnet’s Private Party, and Debt Diet for South Africa!
Finance Minister Enoch Godongwana recently graced us with his presence and shared a budget statement that’s about as welcome as a SARS audit. Brace yourselves for some harsh love because it’s open season on our beleaguered state-owned enterprises (SOEs). First on the chopping block is Eskom, everyone’s favourite power utility. Godongwana’s not holding back here.…